I saw this guy walking down the street and I had to run and get a picture. The worst part is that the entire time I was running (yes I was actually running to catch this gem) I was trying to think of something witty to say, and all that came out of my mouth when I reached him was "I fucked your mom."
Seriously disappointed myself with such a ridiculous statement, but I think it offended him just the same. Although I wish I hadn't made myself look less intelligent than a rock. I just don't understand the intense need to take your repression out on people who are happily living honest lives. Intolerance and judgement are so prevalent in religion that it makes me sick. How did someone in history read through the first testament in the christian bible and think "wow, that is an amazing and compassionate invisible person. I think I'll worship him and spread his hate-filled, and misinterpreted quotes." Y'know, try to make everyone feel like shit, and then go home and commit to being lonely and sexually and emotionally repressed for fucking ever.
What was awesome is that two blocks away she was raising up some good ol' fashioned flames :)
